WELCOME TO YOUR NEXT CAREER MISTAKE

BAD MANAGER
SIMULATOR.

Climb the corporate ladder.
Leave the organisation in ruins.

Make decisions that are terrible for everyone except your career. Earn promotions, collect meaningless KPIs and become the leadership problem you were born to be.

CHOOSE YOUR CAREER PATH

NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED. COMPETENCE DISCOURAGED.

Illustrated empty office with desks, laptops and city skyline

YOUR ANNUAL REVIEWOUTSTANDINGDespite overwhelming evidence.

HUMAN RESOURCES PRESENTS

Choose your career disaster.

Every corporate catastrophe begins with a perfectly reasonable meeting.

01 AVAILABLE / 04 PENDING APPROVAL

THE PROMOTION TRAP EMPLOYEE #0001

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INCOMING CORPORATE CRISIS

WHAT WOULD A FUTURE EXECUTIVE DO?

OFFICIAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW / STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL UNTIL LEAKED

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This is satire, not management advice. Please do not cite your results in a real performance review.

BAD MANAGERSIMULATOR.

Choose your career disaster.

BAD MANAGER
SIMULATOR.